JB 2921-16

I began reading the thick black book, my eyes were very skeptical. I wouldn't blindly accept anything you had to say. But a funny thing happened as I continued to read. My arguments grew less and less, as a stunningly simply logic emanated from the book. About halfway through the manuscript, I found myself agreeing with everything being said. I almost completed the book, when the matrix fell into place. I slammed the book shut and danced around my apartment. I had found what I had been searching for. I had found the answers to life. I had found meaning of it all. Immediately, I began removing the mysticism from my life.